Troublemaker - Weezer
Lillian, who oddly enough is without a last name, is an 8 year old. Something. Who currently resides in "The Freakhouse" in the town of Jebeno Nigdje, alongside her 3 "brothers", Happy Burfdae, Zack Ack Tack, and Lorenzo Minch. She's an extremely energetic child, and seems to never run out of energy no matter what. This could be explained by her diet, which consists entirely of meat and foods incredibly high in sugar. She cannot digest anything else, which is either a fault of her species, whatever she is, or she has some sort of gastrointestinal disorder. I'm more inclined to believe the former over the latter, personally, as she appears to be a perfectly normal child beyond that. Well, as normal as people can get I suppose. Other than me of course, it feels like I'm the only normal person on this depraved earth! But enough about me, back to Lillian. She's a relatively sweet kid, who believes that everyone is good and has good intentions, and isn't really familiar with concepts such as "death" or "taxes". She's also incredibly naive, and doesn't understand that most things she does could be considered from a range of "bad things to do", such as not paying for things, to "these are the behaviors in serial killers before they serial kill", such as killing birds. Speaking of which, killing birds is one of her favorite things to do for some ungodly reason. Especially eating them, and coughing up the bones in the neighbor's yards, unfortunately I'm one of those neighbors on some occasions. She has an incredibly strong bond with Happy Burfdae, and he treats her like his own daughter. Much like her brother-dad, she too just apparently appeared out of nowhere one day, the date in this instance being March 20th, 2017. The rest of The Freakhouse refuse to disclose her origins, and it's very obvious they're hiding something. Unfortunately, with The Freakhouse being useless when it comes to information, and Lillian herself appearing to not know too much herself, this is all i could pick up on her.
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TRIVIA
- She probably has ADHD, alongside something else I can't quite put my finger on......
- Her music preferences are based off whatever she can get her hands on in the clearence bins of the local CD shop
- Her favorite ice cream flavor is superman with a puppy cone
- Her favorite desert is chocolate chip cookies
- Her favorite drink is cockta
- I'm scared of this child
Pronouns: she/her
Sexuality: probably aromantic asexual, but
Age: 8
Birthday: August 1st, 2011
Species: Says "I dunno" whenever asked. ID says she's an F.O.N.
Place Of Residence: Jebeno Nigdje
Birthtown: "I Dunno"
Height: A little under 3 feet
Weight: Bit me whenever i tried to pick her up to figure it out
Build: What the fuck
Food Preferences: Doesn't eat anything that isn't super sugary or meat
Favorite color: blue
Least favorite color: teal
Kill count: 1
