CHET TYRONE "HAPPY" BURFDAE CHET T. BURFDAE HAPPY BURFDAE Aint Got Nobody - Weezer

ABOUT Chet Tyrone "Happy" Burfdae, otherwise known as Happy Burfdae, is an 18 year old Thing of some sort who is a current resident of the "Freakhouse", alongside his 2 "brothers" Lorenzo Minch, and Zack Ack Tack, as well as his "sister" Lillian. None of them appear to be actually related to each other, unless their mother uhm... "got around a lot", to put it nicely. Apparently, he showed up out of nowhere on some sunny day, and judging from the fact his records only date as far back as November 12th, 2012, it's safe to assume that's when he appeared. Rumors say he's a cryptid, or a demon, or an angel, but Happy says I'm being nosey. I attempted to refer to Happy with his actual name and he tried to strangle me, so it's safe to say he doesn't like being referred too as his first name "Chet" or his middle name "Tyrone", though it's unknown where his nickname "Happy" came from, as he is anything but. He's a cynical, miserable, angry, little shit and a dick, and it's plain to see why his only friends are his family. He enjoys being a pessimistic asshole, or at least that seems to be what he's always convinced himself. He's always been scared and nervous around new people, except to me in which he was downright hostile whenever I tried to collect information on him without my disguise. He "doesn't trust a man who's too well dressed", supposedly. He tends to keep to his family, and doesn't enjoy straying from them. The only person he's really "nice" too is his "sister", Lillian, whom he treats like his own daughter. Granted, she isn't ANYTHING like him, and according to him, he'd "prefer it'd stay that way". He appears to have an addiction, or at the very least dependence, on Lysergic Acid Diethyalamine, otherwise known as "LSD" or "Speed". His most notable hallucinations from said LSD are two interesting characters named "Gangadiddle" and "Corpse", who can only be described as "Imaginary Friends On Crack". Unfortunately this is as much information I could pick up on him before he chucked me into the dumpster upon me approaching him once more. I believe he has issues. ❤LIKES ❤ ✖ DISLIKES✖ Cinnamon Grilled cheese boating the ocean waterfalls plants carnivorous plants especially drugs, possibly his family, Lillian especially collecting random objects [namely syringes, bones, ropes, forks, dish soap, dead animals, twigs, leaves, and random empty containers] New people Being touched by people he doesn't know Loud noises Winter Velvet Teachers Most people. He hates most things, actually. Like he hates almost everything now that I think about it Smore T. Pance, aka moi, for some odd reason. I can't possibly think of any reasons he could possibly hate me! TRIVIA - He has tourettes, face blindness, and Osteogenesis imperfecta [aka Brittle Bones Disease], and also probably has BPD, autism, and PTSD, alongside experiencing frequent migraines and hallucinations - He doesn't listen to music, somehow. - His favorite ice cream flavor is cookies and cream with cinnamon - His favorite desert is cinnamon donuts - His favorite drink is chocolate milkshakes with cinnamon - 90% of his diet is grilled cheese sandwiches, he enjoys switching up the bread and cheese, but his favorite combination is plain bagels with 1 slice mozzarella per half and 2 slices cheddar per half

Gender: male [cis] Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: probably aromantic asexual, but give him a few months Age: 18 Birthday: September 6th, 2000 Species: Avoids the question whenever asked, ID says he's an F.O.N. Place Of Residence: Jebeno Nigdje Birthtown: keeps avoiding the question Height: 7 ft/312 cm slouched, I'm too afraid to see how tall he is standing up straight Weight: 142 lbs, but he called me rude and nosey when i asked and then spat on me Build: incredibly skinny yet terrifyingly tall Food Preferences: Refuses to eat anything that isn't a grilled cheese or DRAPED in cinnamon Favorite color: red Least favorite color: orange Kill count: 1

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