I AM KNOWN AS SMORE TYRANNICUS PANCE, OR SMORE T. PANCE, BUT YOU MAY REFER TO ME AS SMORE. I AM A MAN WITH ONE SIMPLE MISSION: TO DOCUMENT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN THE MOST ACCESSIBLE MANOR POSSIBLE: A NEOCITIES WEBSITE. FEEL FREE TO PERUSE MY MANY WARES!! 

AND TO JOY: I DO NOT FUCKING CARE HOW MANY TIMES I GET THREATENED WITH YOUR LITTLE "RESTRAINING ORDERS": I WILL CONTINUE IN MY PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE. I AM NOT A FAN OF YOU REFERRING TO MY PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE AS "STALKING", AS IT IS NOT. FUCK OFF.